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MONDAY

TODAYs CHOICE
9.00pm The National Advert Awards
Sir Trevor is back with more irresistable commercials.
Who will walk back to their advertising agency
with a trophy this year will it be Douglas the star
of "I can't believe it's not butter" or will it be the creative
guys behind Churchill Car Insurance.
There is only one way to find out.

6.00am Early Morning Learning
Elmo’s Now I Know My ABC
Elmo, the former star of Sesame Street takes us on a magical journey through the alphabet kingdom where after the completion of each quest,
a new letter is discovered. Todays letter is A.
6.25 Kindergarten Etiquette
How to behave yourself in kindergarten and get on with your peers.
7.00 WAKE
Lively early morning magazine with Chris Evans and Billie Piper.
9.00 NEW SERIES Kilroy
Veteran presenter Robert Kilroy Silk returns to the screen in a new series of confrontational chat shows whilst Jeremy Kyle is off sick.
Todays topic is Asian Single Mothers on Benefits
10.00 The Young & The Beautiful
Glamorous Australian soap set in a community of houseboats moored off Sunny Bay.
Kyle is wondering what to say to his father after driving his red Porsche into a lifeguard.
10.30 Space Invaders
The Harriet Family from Folkestone live in a somewhat cramped environment
So they enlist the help of Carol Smile and decide on a complete clearout of their belongings to reclaim their Feng Shui.
11.00 Move Your Feet
with Junior Senior. The former artist of chart success encourages some long term down & outs to finally find paid employment.
11.30 TV Job Centre
The Virtual employment service with a brand new series to help candidates find a job within a week. Frank who formerly worked as a cleaner finds work in a pen factory.
12.00pm Lunchtime Live
All The days politics and social advice with Fern Britton.
1.00 The Political Wrap
Political commentator Adam Boulton is on hand to discuss what will go wrong
With todays politics.
1.30 Movie For A Rainy Afternoon
The Great Orient Express. (1899 BW, U)
Some unknown actors star in the first film ever made.
About to be passengers of a train are horrified when they see the Orient Express heading towards them at a life-threatening 12 MPH,
will the train coming towards them on the screen hit them?
Mono, Subtitles, HD
2.30 The School Run
Just before keys turn in the ignitions of 4x4s up and down the land, two female stars from Emmerdale are on hand to talk about the days topical interests for females.
3.00 Murder On Cliff View
A feature-length Murder, It Was special starring Angela Lansbury.
Arribella pushes an rich elderly man off a cliff whilst he is walking his dog and then
Spends the rest of the episode wondering how she did it.
4.00 BFS TV (Back From School)
Klub Kelloggs
The Adventures Of Coco Pops & The Ready Brek Rebels.
A double bill from the teams of cartoon superheroes. The Coco Pops find themselves being lowered into a volcano by their archnemesis
Derek the manager of the Advertising Standards Authority but as there is lava instead of milk in the volcano how will they survive?
5.00 Dart Kitchen
Vernon Kay who has recently been outed as having a passion for darts joins
Ainsley Harriott in the only TV kitchen to come complete with a dartboard. Ainsley demonstrates how to make an apple crumble whilst Vernon tries to score 180 behind his head.
5.30 Nightly News
The latest sensational news with Alistair Stewart & Peter Buerk.
Today a close analysis of Drawing Pins, the hidden danger.
6.00 Sunny Bay.
Daily Australian melodrama.
Jacqui discovers she is pregnant, but who could possibly be the father when she is a lesbian?
6.30 Regional Affairs
The stories where you are, a compendium of the top regional news stories of the day
With Gordon Burns.
7.00 Coronation Street vs Emmerdale
The first in a week long series of hour-long specials in which the cast of Coronation
Street meet up with their rural counterparts in Emmerdale.
When Jack arrives home to find that the Woolpack has had the heart ripped out of it by a fire he is hospitalised. But he finds himself cheered up when the estate agent
visits him and hands him the deeds of a fire-charred Rovers Return in Manchester.
8.00 Who Wants To Be Fabulous?
The game show that aims to make viewers dreams come true with a prize fund of £1,000,000 if they can correctly answer one question.
9.00 The National Advert Awards
This years prestigious ceremony is introduced by Sir Trevor McDonald.
Amongst the categories are the best use of pop music in a commercial,
the most persuasive phoneline for a daytime loan company & the most high-pitched voice in advertising.
10.00 News at 10.02
Sir Trevor McDonald is late, the veteran newsreader presents the days most topical news live from the set of the National Advert Awards.
10.30 Big Ben Weather.
The latest weather for the capital live from the weather vane on the top of Big Ben.
11.00 Oi! Caught on CCTV.
Donal MacIntrye hosts another daring series in which he attempts to capture the most violent individual
caught on camera outside pubs and clubs from the UK’s most notorious towns.
12.00am Phone It Right
Greg Scott is back behind the phonelines and is waiting for your personal answer tonight on this live participation viewer quiz.
TEXTS cost £1.50/minute, other networks may vary.
4.30 Kilroy
An uncut version of this mornings confrontational talk show.
Rptd from earlier
Viewer discretion is advised, Bad Language throughout. TVC1 takes no responsibility for children viewing recordings on Digital+ recorder boxes later in the day
5.00 Pages from the Internet
A look at some of the top pages from TVONE.COM.
5.30 TVONE’s Early Morning Newspapers
All the headlines and stories from the newspapers you are about to buy.
5.45-6am Daybreak News & Farming Update

TUESDAY

TODAYS CHOICE
A Man & His Needles - The Pete Doherty Story
1.30am
A preview tape was not available as we went to press, but a journalist from the Daily Mail saw Doherty enter TV Channel Centre with a rucksack
of needles. This promises to be controversial viewing even if red liquid doesn't spout from a suddenly projected needle less than 5 minutes
into the broadcast. Doherty is a man with a turbulent history and present and this makes for earth shattering TV.

6.00am Early Morning Learning
Recipeasy
Educational cooking series for young toddlers.
Today Emu is cooking some biscuits but is the oven really the best place for broken packets
of McVities.
6.30 The role-model Turtles
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Hero Turtles are back in business dispensing
road safety advice to the members of one kindergarten in the West Midlands.
7.00 WAKE
The lively breakfast show starts with a bang with its first 10 minutes being devoted to a live alarm clock
at full volume before presenters Chris Evans and Billie Piper give us the latest showbiz and traffic news.
9.00 Kilroy
Sir Robert Kilroy-Silk continues his week of standing in for Jeremy Kyle.
Today: the Benefits of being old and unemployed
DO YOU HAVE AN EGO, ARE YOU AN OAP? THE KILROY RESEARCH TEAM WOULD LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU.
CALL IN AT 09008787787 OR WRITE TO Kilroy Productions, Veritas UK Ltd.
10.00 Knock It Through - Divide & Conquer.
New groundbreaking DIY series in which viewers home are transformed by knocking
walls through with the TVC1 sledgehammer.
Carol has always wanted a bigger kitchen and now that her kids have left home she no longer
requires all the space in her living room, what will be her reaction when part of the living room
is reduced to plaster whilst the kitchen is made twice the size as the team Knock It ThroughTM.
Subtitles for the blind, Dolby Digital
10.30 Sickcheck
Mark Ramsey the star of Doctors accosts the workers of an oil rig to assess
Whether they have any significant ailments.
IF YOU HAVE ANY AILMENTS THE RESEARCH TEAM WOULD LIKE
TO HEAR FROM YOU.  WRITE TO TVCCENTRE OR CALL IN AT THE TVC SURGERY IN CENTRAL LONDON.
11.00 Boot Sale Challenge
David Dickinson dresses up as Del Boy from Only Fools & Horses at a car
Boot sale behind a pub and attempts to sell knock offs of his own antiques.
11.30 The Young & The Beautiful
Tifanny threatens to split up with Kyle after he spends money planned for their wedding
repairing his fathers completely waterlogged red Porsche.
12.00pm Lunchtime Live!
Noon news and views, how will Gordon Brown feel after the losing the election to Michael Howard and should
using a mobile phone whilst walking a dog be banned after a spate of attacks from dogs whose owners attention
was diverted by the call on their mobile rather than their dogs frenzied barking.
1.00 The Political Wrap
Adam Boulton speculates about what the new Michael Howard era of conservatism will bring
and talks politics with his guest Tony Blair
2.00 Movie for a Rainy Afternoon
Singin' In the Salt Mines! (1962, U)
An early John Wayne movie in which the undauntable hero works a 12 hour shift
in an unventilated salt mine. His drudgery seems unending until he meets the girl of his dreams.
BW, Subtitles, HD, Monaural Audio.
 3.00 Prime Minister’s Shoutout.
PM Gordon Brown bellows at his opposition in the House Of Commons in
This live coverage of Prime Ministers question time.
4.00 Bake It!
New afternoon home cooking series presented by the master of confectionary
Jeremy Sweet. Fern Britton is invited to try some Ukranian truffles.
4.30 BFS TV
Gutted!
A mobile phone based texting prank show in which kids perform outrageous pranks by with just the use
of mobile phone texts. If the victims fail to release they've been pranked they come face to face with a gunge tank instead.
5.00 Dart Kitchen.
With Ainsley Harriet at the cooker and Vernon Kay at the dartboard. Jim Bowen is invited
to taste test some vol-au-vaunts whilst simultaneously trying to avoid flying projectiles.
5.30 Nightly News
Sir Trevor McDonald is live from New York in the wake of this afternoons assasination of George W Bush.
Meanwhile the sports correspondent comes live from Swindon where the Powersliding championships
are being held. Followed by Big Ben Weather & Pollen count.
6.00 Sunny Bay
The small town is rocked by the news that they are going to be merged with the cast of Home & Away.
6.30 Where You Are!
All the stories for wherever you're watching with longstanding newspresenter Gordon Burns
 7.00 Coronation Street vs Emmerdale
In the second in the series of week long specials Jack finally splits up
with Diane by throwing out of a first storey window at the top of the Rovers Return.
Meanwhile Kevin sets up a garage in Emmerdale to rival Debbie's concern.
8.00 Busted
Gritty police drama set in the backstreets of Royal Tunbridge Wells
DC Mark Sun is forced to arrest his own son after he is accused of drug
Trafficking.
9.00 Nurses who Shoplift.
This shocking expose lifts the lid on those that supposedly give us our greatest care whilst simultaneously lifting razors from Tescos.
10.02 News at 10.02
With Sir Trevor McDonald.
Will Gordon Brown win another term as PM in todays general election?
10.30 High Class
A group of prostitutes who charge more than £50 an hour reveal the ins and outs of their business.
Followed by Big Ben Weather
11.00 Beirut
Humurously named documentary that aims to find the most volatile town or city centre
in the UK on a Friday & Saturday night.
Donal Macintrye armed with hidden cameras takes to the streets
of Bradford only to have his camera nicked with the rest of the documentary having to be filmed with
mobile phone footage.
Subtitles, AD, HD
11.30 Did You See That?
Derek Acorah from Most Haunted is reunited with the camera again and is joined by several ghosts on screen.
However he comes across a potential problem when one of them won't sign a release form.
12.30am The Televisual Academy
The open-access university of high learning whose only membership stipulation is an aerial.
A Guide To Wikipedia.
A look at the best way to use the encyclopedic internet resource Wikipedia in your university research and hand written essays.
1.30 A Man and his needles - The Pete Doherty Story
A rare exclusive interview with the shambolic member from the Babyshambles who is sharing more than his needles
with celebrated interviewer Louis Theroux.
2.00 Phone it Right!
The questions return through the night with viewers once again providing the answers.
5.10 Pages from the Internet!
Self explanatory early morning series created using unregistered Fraps software.
5.45-6am Daybreak News
From the now demoted Alistair Stewart.


INSIDE VIEW
After seeing the ratings for Panorama shoot up after John Sweeney's famous shouting episode in the scientology edition of the series, TV chiefs have decided
to make a little something more of it and the result is John Sweeney's Shoutback. Starting this Thursday at 11pm and continuing for another 11 weeks this will be
a studio discussion show with a difference. The general argument in each show will be won by the contestant who has been shouted at by Sweeney the least.
This should be a good day for those great philosophers out there who are as quiet as a mouse!
John Sweeney himself was reputed to be made up by the offer of this new series, "I have always wanted to go up against that smug and self-satisfied
Dimbleby" he said as he walked away from our reporter with his back to him at TVCCentre.
John Sweeney's Shoutback, Thursdays 11pm only on TVC1!


WHAT ELSE IS ON?
SATELLITE/SKY/CABLE

CHANNEL MOVIES

CHOICE - MOVIE PREMIERE - STAR WARS EPISODE VII - THE LAST HOPE
TONIGHT, 8.00PM & RANDOM MULTISTART
Everything seems so final about the epic Star Wars series but George Lucas keeps turning around and making another one
and the latest result of that is airing tonight for the first time on British TV. Lucas has taken the controversial step of joining forces
with the Star Trek franchise after the said franchise cashed its chips in last year meaning that no more Star Trek series, films
and/or merchandise will ever be created again.
A film critic from the Empire had these comments.
"I love the synnergy between Star Wars and Star Trek now that they've joined hands, it feels like two worlds colliding,
this film is so empowering."
Will we ever quite get used to seeing Patrick Stewart shake hands with Luke Skywalker. The answer to that is uncertain
but this film that cost $990,000,000 and was created over the last 5 years will leave you mesmerised anyway.

6.00am The That's So Raven Movie - That's So Frisco
Ray, Eddie & Chelsea from The Disney Channel finally hit the big screen, in a storyline looking back over their many
TV episodes Raven recalls her hilairious incidents and views clips from the new series in her visions.
(2004, U)

8.00 Five On Kirrin Castle
Movie adaptation of a book in the Famous Five series by Enid Blyton.
Smuggler's want to get their mits on Kirrin Island, but can the five adventurers including a dog stop them.
(2001, U)

10.00 Supercat
Family adventure about an ordinary pet cat which has extraordinary superpowers but only uses them when it feels like it.
One night the house is engulfed in flames but the cat has gone out.
Starring Jeff Bridges & Macaluy Culkin.
(1996, PG)

12.00pm Scooby Doo 3: Up and at 'em
The third entry in the new franchise based on the mystery cartoon series reintroduces the character of Shaggy who is played by Johnny Depp.

2.00 The Great Space Hoax
A dramatisation of what would have happenned inside NASA had they faked the 1969 moon landings
Starring Neil Armstrong as Neil Armstrong & Gene Hackman as the US president.
(1997, PG)

4.00 Robot Mom
Family drama about a robot mother's struggle to be accepted by her human family.
With Sally Field, Ted Danson
(1998, U)

6.00 Back In Black (MIB III)
Will Smith & Tommy Lee Jones are back in black again for a second sequel.
Aliens are running amok in the White House and are in key positions.
Agents P & Q must do their best to withhold this knowledge for the protection of the public.
(2004, 12)

8.00 PREMIERE Star Wars Episode VII - The Last Hope
The world needs saving yet again and with the death of the original star wars crew,  the members of the space ship enterprise are the last hope.
Guest starring Patrick Stewart, William Shatner & others of the star trek cast.
also showing at 8.15, 8.30, 8.45, 9.00, 9.15, 9.30, 9.45, 10.00pm on Channel Movies 2-10.
(2006, 12)

10.00 Enemy of the Patriot
Starring Harrison Ford and Sylvester Stallone. An Afghani dictatorship threatens to bring the US's airports to a standstill and terrorists threaten to hijack 7 planes. Four international terrorists succeed in hijacking various flights until meeting up with special FBI agents Luke and Frank who have boarded the flights serruptitously.
(2002, 15)

12.00am The Inside Job
Prison drama starring Morgan Freeman & Eddie Murphy.
Stanley having been on life for over 40 years, begins to fear that escape is impossible, that is until he befriends quiet retiring bricklayer while in forced labour.
(1993, 15)

2.00 All Quiet in the Neighborhood
Whimsical drama set in South Central LA starring Sean Penn. After hearing the last shot of a gun battle gang member Carl begins to realise that he is alone in the neighborhood after losing his close friends & family.
(2000, 18)

4.00 It Runs In The Family
Drama about a family who have practised marathon running for several generations.
Starring Susan Sarandon, Tommy Lee Jones & Liniford Christie.
(1997, PG)

5.30 Red Carpet News
The latest news from tinseltown, including live coverage of celebrity hotspots including
cafes, photo shoots and film sets.


CHANNEL MOVIES 2

5.00am That's All Folks
MGM musical celebration of the best endings of glorious technicolor films
(1941, U)

7.00 An English Manor
A tale of two victorian children who invent their own secret world which can only be accessed at the bottom of the garden.
Penelope Keith, Keith Richards
(1991, U)

9.00 Family Ties
A dysfunctional family always on the brink of an argument agree to be tied together for a fortnight to see if they can work on their differences.
Frankie Muniz, Kevin Spacey, Reese Witherspoon, Diane Keaton (2005, PG)

11.00 Dragoneye
Fantasy about a dragon who lives in San Francisco and is placed at odds with the authorities when a local boy discovers him and they try to evade capture.
Voiced by Tom Hanks & Meg Ryan (1998, U)

1.00pm A Thirst for Love
An alcoholic father loses his job at the local quarry and is forced to choose between drink and family love in his small pennsylvanian home.
Robert Duvall, Sally Field
(1987, PG)

3.00 A Settlement for Sam
A 12 year old boy from Illinois sues his parents for malpractice when they fail to pick him up from the mall.
Macaulay Culkin
(1991, U)

5.00 A Space For Adventure
A young boy dreams of going up into space, when he is recruited by NASA to be the youngest person in space he is enthralled.
Frankie Muniz
(2001, U)

9.00 You Haven't Died Enough
The 22nd James Bond film starring Robbie Williams.
(2005, 15)

11.00 Magic Maker
Comedy about the owner of a porn film business who decides to create the world's first porn musical
Starring Steve Martin, Woody Allen & Pamela Anderson.
(2001, 21)

1.00am Restless Spirits
Haunting chiller about a group of ghosts who haunt each other but no-one else.
Starring Bruce Willis (voiceover), Meg Ryan & Derek Acorah.
(2003, 15)

3.00 The Serrated Samurai
The legend of a serrated samurai, capable of cutting bread from across the room as told by Jackie Chan & Bruce Lee.
(2001, 18)

5.00 Old Chokey
Stories of the past told by an old man sat on an electric chair.
featuring recollections of 1930's america.
(1999, PG)

CHANNEL LIVE! 1
ALL THE SPORTS, ALL THE TIME

6.00am National Dominoes League
Coverage from the prestigious event held annualy in Preston, Lancashire.
8.00 Watersports World
Boat racing from Lake Ambleside, Cumbria.
9.00 Tiger Woods' Golfing Legends
Tiger Woods in profile.
10.00 Chester Chess Championships.
Day 67 of the championship gets underway with an unexpected check.
12.00 Simpsons Road Rage Cup
Day 1 of the 31 stage showdown between the famous shows characters on a simulated racing game/
12.30 The Glossop Gallop!
Coverage of the bi-yearly horse racing competition from the Peak District town.
1.30 Cricketeering from Pakistan.
Cricketing news magazine from Islamabad.
2.00 BET Live!
All the horse racing results as they happen live from the monitors of the largest Ladbrokes betting shop
in the UK in Central London.
4.00 Jetskiing with Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton enjoys herself at a premium ski resort in the French Alps.
4.30 Powersliding
Live from Cheshire, Vauxhall Novas and souped up Peugeots are put to the ultimate test
in the street racing finals from Swindon.
5.30 Balls! at Teatime
Daily sports phone-in.
6.00 Footballers Reflect
Big name stars from the world of League 1 football reflect on all the frenetic action over the weekend.
6.30 Cribs! Michael Owen
The premium footballer shows the team all around his luxury pad just outside Crewe.
7.00 The Big Game
Warrington Town vs Northwich Nomads
Including at 7.00 The Big Match build-up
and the kickoff at 8.00
10.00 The Big Game Highlights
Manchester United vs Liverpool
As Channel Live! only has one feed it was unable to bring you this game at the same time as the other
fixture featured earlier, however here are the full highlights!
10.30 Pub Quizmasters
The Pub Quiz championships sponsored by Bass. Live from Lincolnshire.
11.30 Tractor Pulling
 A group of farmers get bored and pull their tractors rather than drive them.
12.30 Grappling Through The Night
Wrestling from the WWC (World Wrestling Corporation)
4-6am Teleshopping
Products that are a load of balls!

OTHER CHANNELS
CHANNEL LIVE! EXTRA
CHANNEL LIVE! INTERACTIVE

REAL TV
6.00am Doctor on call
following the doctor on call, to patients across the city of New York
6.30 Doctor on call
7.00 Forensic Foibles
A Look at when Forensic Science has got it wrong.
7.30 Forensic Foibles
8.00 Things that never happenend
Unsolved mysteries whose events have mysteriously disappeared
9.00 Emergency 911 Rescue
10.00 The Race To Run
How Liniford Christie began to run towards his career goals
11.00 Living to tell the tale
12.00 Amazing Abortions
1.00 Saturday Surgery
2.00 Police..on the beat
The Chicago PD are forced to use more persuasive interrogation
2.30 Police..on the beat
3.00 Falling off a mountain onto a molehill
These sudden high altitude junkies must surely wish that they had climbed a molehill instead of a mountain.
4.00 Telltale testimonies
Court dramas
4.30 Telltale testimonies
5.00 Sporting Own Goals
Take a look at what happens when sport goes wrong.
5.30 Sporting Own Goals
6.00 Man vs Nature
A look of various incidents in which Nature won first base, including a look at when a shark bit a sailor's hat off
and when a tidal wave wiped out a coastal village in the Bahamas.
6.30 Man vs Nature
A look at a skier's plight in the Alps in the face of an avalanche and what to do when birds nest in your roof.
7.00 The World's Worst Tornadoes
A look at how a real life Dorothy might have coped if a similar tornado were to hit Kansas today.
7.30 The World's Worst Volcanoes
A look at Krakotoa
8.00 The Compound
Live daily footage of a guantamano bay-esque compound, in which the role is reversed for contestants who aim to get evicted.
The last one remaining has to attend a mock military trial. In which the public decides how much longer they should spend in the compound.
9.00 Jilted at the altar
Footage of weddings which didn't follow tradition
10.00 America's Craziest Reality TV programs
10.30 America's Craziest Reality TV programs
11.00 About to be ex's
Compelling footage of marital betrayal taken from hidden camera's
11.30 About to be ex's
The ring isn't the only thing he's lost.
12.00am The job
Recruiting for the job
12.30 The job
Hiring and firing in the jobplace.
1.00 The World's Worst Power Plants
A look at the nuclear catastrophes that took place in Chernobyl & Three Mile Island.
Including a mock nuclear reactor meltdown in the studio to see how events might have unfolded.
1.30 The World's Worst Icebergs
A detailed look at the iceberg responsible for capsizing the Titanic in 1912.
2.00 Things that never happenned.
A look at unsolved mysteries.
3.00 The World's Worst Deserts
A look at the conditions of the Atacama without water and a visit to some ex-rainforest land.
3.30 The World's Scariest Ghosts
Footage of the most haunted sites of the world.
The Wonder Hour
4.00 Inside the ancient pyramids
A journey by computer graphics inside Egypt's great pyramids as we would see it.
4.30 Sites of conspiracy
Footage of the sites of great conspiracy theories.
5.00 Cleaners
fly on the wall documentary.
5.30 Cleaners

OTHER CHANNELS
REALTV+1

TOON&LEARN
8am I Love You
Cartoon series with a central character who loves you.
8.30 The Happy Bears
Cartoon series about a happy bear community living in New York City.
9.00 Fran The Fixer
More adventures from the flapping female mechanic who's the most versatile penguin
in Britain.
9.30
10.00 The Powerslam
10.30 How To Build Lego
From Legoland in Windsor, how to build structures from the building blocks of your
imagination.
11.00 Little Miss Muffet
In todays episode she sees a hairy spider.
11.30 -12noon Tinytown
The daily adventures of a town of eccentric characters.
The publican Stewart bars the postman Pat from coming into his pub again.
PROGRAMMES ARE REPEATED EVERY 4 HOURS UNTIL 12 MIDNIGHT.



The Historical Channel
The World's Greatest History, if it happenned we'll take you there!

CHOICE - Hitler's Birthday 8.00pm
There is no shortage of documentaries about World War II
& Hitler any quick flick of a TV guide will tell you that, but
what makes the darkest decade in human history so compelling
is the endless takes on the events of that dramatic war.
If you have ever wondered what Hitler got for his birthday
or the events that took place on what would normally have been
such a happy day for his family then look no further than this
exclusive new documentary from the Historical Channel.

6am-12noon as 12noon-6pm
12.00pm In Profile: Anne Bolyne
What might it have been like to have been a wife of Henry VIII.
12.30 In Profile: Robin Hood
Might this character have existed? Tony Robinson attempts to find out.
1.00 Catholics vs Protestants
A look at the historical clashes between these christian sects throughout the last millennia
2.00 Rome wasn't built in a day
How long did it take to build Rome and who exactly was it that built it?
3.00 1066 and all this.
A Look at the events surrounding the Battle of Hastings.
4.00 Joan of Arc
A speculative programme asking what Joan Of Arc might have gone on to predict had she not been executed.
5.00 History's Greatest Battles.
The greatest battles in history, at the end of the programme the best battle is decided on a viewers vote.
6.00 WWII Night
WWII's Tanks
The best tanks that fought for Britain and Germany.
7.00 Your Day in 1939
A programme which looked at the day WWII broke out from the perspective of different individuals.
8.00 CHOICE Hitler's Birthday
A look at the events that happenned on Hitler's Birthdays throughtout the second world war.
SEE ABOVE
9.00 The Churchill Diaries
A critical look through the leader's diaries.
10.00 Battle Of Britain
A look at the Battle Of Britain from the german perspective
11.00 Die Luftwaffe
A further look at Germany's air force and it's role in WWII.
12midnight-6am as 6pm-midnight.

OTHER CHANNELS
The Historical Channel+1

TIME - The new super factual channel.
Amazing Megasculptures
Egypt - Pyramid Power.
Fascinating documentary about an electric engineer from Cairo who is planning
to build an alternative energy power station that relies purely on the visual and spiritual power of
the pyramids to generate electricity.
Jack & The Beanstalk - Rupert Murdoch - The Empirical Diaries
The giant in media reveals how he took charge of Wapping a new super mean centre in the newspaper world
in the 80's.
All these programmes and more coming soon to your satellite or cable box.

Channel Almighty
All programmes are rated "U"
6am Morning Prayer
7.00 Thought For The Day
7.30 Family Television View Club
A series of animated adventures that are safe for your offsprings eyes.
8.00 Get Going with Gospel
The most inspirational gospels to kickstart your religious day.
9.00 Beautiful Churches
Touring around the most beautiful churches in England & Wales.
10.00 Believe - What God Has Done for the world.
Religious miracles revealed.
11.00 Saints In Profile
The Life of St Mary
12.00pm Jesus Christ
A docudrama about the life of Gods famous son.
1.00 Bruce Almighty - A guide
Why you should not watch that film.
1.30 FILM: The Ten Commandments
or should that be 11 or 12 now that more sins have come out in the 21st century.
Epic moral adventure.
3.30 Gardens that have been blessed.
The loveliest gardens maintained by the most devout of christians have been
uncovered in this series.
4.00 Vatican Varieties
Recipes from the Vatican City.
4.30 The New Adventures of the Testaments
More animated adventures about the great stories of the Bible.
5.00 Brownie Babies
The animated series about a group of brownie cub scouts.
5.30 Influenza
A guide to what aspersions families should avoid.
Today Playstation 3 & Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
6.30 Communities In Action
How you can make a better and more morally fit community by spreading the word of God.
7.00 Brownie Babies
A further double bill of the family friendly brownie babies scheduled against Sky One's
The Simpsons.
8.00 Almighty Action!
In each edition of the series the Almighty team tackle an immoral problem.
This evening a guide of how to remove pornographic posters from your teenagers wall
and how to filter dubious songs out of their Itunes software.
8.30 Evening Worship
Live from Canterbury.
9.00 Worship In Wales
A devout christian from Cardiff gives us the latest religous news from the welsh lands in Almighty's only
multi-lingual show.
The last quarter of an hour of this programme is in Welsh.
9.30 The Mission of a Missionary
A missionary takes the Almighty cameras around China where he seeks to exert Christian influence over
the buddhist elements of the local population, some of his film didn't make it back.
10.30 Heaven & Hell
A leader of the Church Of England talks to an agnostic about what they think Hell might look like.
11.00 The GOD Party
Documentary looking at the Church Of Englands plans to create a new political party to represent
Gods views in Parliament.
11.30 Secular Sundown
Controversial anti-agnostic & atheist magazine programme hosted by Al Carlingham, a gospel leader
from Birmingham, Alabama.
12.00 Go to sleep, christian soldiers.
Relaxing Christian hymns and bible stories to see you through the early hours.

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