Mr Hank Flyhall
Both of the neighbours that surround me have smart
cars, one has a Mercedes and the other an Audi, I had this banger of a
Lada and an old caravanette. Both my neighbours surnames are Jones so I
felt I had to keep up with them. So I got your fake Mondeo (because it
was cheaper than your fake Porsche and they wouldn't buy that anyway),
they seemed fairly convinced, I walked over when one of the critters was
jetspraying their lawn and asked "does it seem real", they just looked
at me square.
But after two weeks they asked why I never seemed
to be out in it, why I let the kids play in it and hold parties in it and
why I didn't seem to wash it. I said the birdshit just slides off this
one, then I was stuck for answers, why didn't you fit a bloody engine,
So I could take it round the block occasionally.
Because then it would be a bloody car wouldn't it!