from Percy Sandhill from Pensby.
What is this country coming to, I fought hard during
the war for the liberation of people like you from your company. I fought
hard to keep a country of order and of values. You are part of the stinky
Mob that is turning Britain into a cesspool. There is a group of volunteers
in my area that go out every Saturday Morning to clear up the shite left
over from the night before by a bunch of yobbos and thickos who only live
to break bottles and strew crisp packets, bottle tops, chewing gum wrappers
and dogshit all over the suburbs. Now you have designed to product to aid
them, a product designged for the iditoic motorists who chuck fag ends
out at traffic lights. If I was a nazi and you were a prisoner of war I
would lock you up and throw away the key.
You're one of those guys that writes to the free press
every week on a different topic, but each letter basically saying that
you think life is shite. I tell you, life isn't shite, but it is when you
haven't got a handy gadget on standby reading to help out with life's little
inconveniences, the blaster grinds litter unrecognisable. You won't have
to be cleaning up squat, as the litter is reduced to the size of atoms.
So get a life and watch a movie on Channel 5 rather than bugging us with
your petty enquiries!
From Mrs Greenhill, Ketterminster.
I enjoy long car journeys with my family to beauty
spots like Lands End & John O Groats. As you can imagine on these long
car journeys with stops every half hour to service stations to pick up
armfuls of junk food, the car slowly fills with cack to the point where
you can't take it any more. Now I can scratch under the seats and blast
it all out into the country I call Britain. I'm glad you've found a way
to make it somebody else's job to clean up the shite that one accumulates.
However I found a leaking pen on my white seat covers, so I stucked the
fucker into my litter blaster and tried to shoot it. Unfortunately it was
set to "grind'n churn" and it fucked up the insides. My Litter Blaster
was in many different pieces all over the car. What the ehll am I gonna
do.
Tsk, Tsk, wrong settings. And also tsk, tsk the language,
oh my broken ears. The Blaster is not meant for objects the size of pens.
Try that and it's gonna go haywire. Get something bigger like the Transshitinator
which can grind something the size of a chocalate pudding into nothing
to be released only as particles into the air.