Ever get tired of the fact that your bathroom has no electricity, ever get tired of the fact that every other room
of the house has every modern comfort, and that you can't do so much as switch on a radio in the bathroom. Well not any more thanks to Live Baths etc, who will make sure that your bathroom has a very efficient electricity ring.
We'll install plugs and sockets at strategic points around the bathroom. Then you will be able to plug in your favourite household appliances such as TV's and kettles right through to Sega Dreamcasts and Playstation 2.
Ever heard your mommy say something like "electricity don't mix with water" well fear not, as long as you don't put your fingers anywhere you shouldn't, or start splashing the TV Screen with copious amounts of bathwater or accidentally tipping the contents of a jug down the back of the heater then you will come out of the experience in one piece and not looking like you've stuck a conductor rod on your head and gone out into a storm in a huff. Instead Electricity will be our friend when we mix plugs and sockets for a very healthy comfortable modern life.
We will install fully working 240 volt electricity right into your bathroom and supply you with the option of extra products to make full use of this experience. Having Live Baths installed will cost you £999 plus VAT and other taxes (something percent APR or something like that), but we also have a range of other products designed exclusively for Live Baths at a slight extra cost.
For instance for just £99 extra you can have the Bath Warmer, ever get tired of your bath gradually getting lukewarm over the period of a few minutes, well now you can keep it at 50C for hours, with a metallic rod surrounding the bath ,this will turn your bath into a kettle, allowing you to luxuriously bathe for hours until you have rings on your skin and are starting to feel slightly bored. Then for £48 + EAVAT we have the Bathroom Toaster ,ever get a little peckish while in the bath or n the bog well now you can have a slice of toast while having that shit. The bathroom toaster lightly browns and creams that toast while applying an anti-sog filter to ward off moisturisation of your hydro-breakfast. We also have purpose built TV & Radios, with some models that can be built into the bath. Also available is a shower designed to be positioned right over the toilet, so you can have a shower and a shit at the same time. So phone Live Baths now, you too could enjoy Playstation while treating yourself to a nice long bath. 09007 66 66 66 (Calls are charged at national rate pluys a premium of 58p/min)

The SMALL PRINT. Live Baths is not responsible for any injury sustained while using the Live Baths electricity service.
Live Baths may in some circumstances have to use an electricity ring other than the main electricity of the house, this could mean the installation of a battery roughly the size of a bath or feeding directly off the bathroom light.
Bath Warmer: Do not use for more than 4 hours this can cause severe humidity in the bathroom and may interfere with the workings of this and other Live Baths products. Do not make wet contact with the metallic strip installed at the base of the bath, this could lead to a fatal shock.
Bathroom Toaster: Do not position near the toilet,  Food is ejected ina  random direction and may end up somewhere unsavioury.  If you also have the Bath Warmer it is not recommended to use simultaneously while using the Bath Warmer ,as extended use may short the equipment.
Avoid excess humidity in your bathroom, if a humd wall comes into close contact with the live strip of the Bath warmer, the walls may become live. Do not position any equipment near the bath as if it comes into contact it may become live, water and electricity do not mix if you are in it.
Live Baths are not liable for unreasonable action, the cost of providing electricity is your sole responsibility.