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ELECTRIC CURTAINS
Ever get tired of the fact that every time it's gets dark, you have
to actually get up to protect your house from lowlife's on the
street looking in at your valueables including your new Widescreen,
and your electric chandelier.
This new product testifies to the statement "electricity is our
friend",
it is indeed man's best friend, as it is a pair of curtains
fitted with a motor which automatically detects light and dark and
then auto-shuts in the evening and auto-opens in the morning.
The curtains are fitted with a state of the art electric motor from
a Formula 1 car, which offers quick fast shutting action.
The curtains also feature a security setting which prevents children
pulling them, there is a speaker saying "If you damage the house you
won't
get any christmas presents this year. The electronic curtains come in a
range of colours and fabrics,
Also available are electric blinds and an auto window condensator,
which steams up your windows automatically to prevent people looking
in.
These curtains are available from QVC, £49.89
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LOOKALIKE CAR
If you can't afford a car, but don't want to look poor, then this
product's
for you.
The Lookalike car is a complete car that sits in your drive which is
the actual size of a car.
You get to own a car in all but practicality, make the neighbours
green-eyed
by making out you've got a porsche up your drive, If you're 17 dazzle
your
mates by pretending you've got a Ford Escort. It's the complete car
without
the worry of the car
,no tax, insurance, breakdown, no car stereo being nicked while you're
on the john. Just a load of funny looks.
Get the lookalike car today, all the use of a car except the road rage.
We do The Mini, The Ford Escort, The Ford Mondeo and the Porsche.
Available from QVC price £199.99
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MP3 KETTLE
Have you no music in the kitchen?, got hundreds of hours of music on
your PC?.
Now you can listen to your illegally downloaded music while you're
making a cup of tea.
The Kettle features a built in speaker and CD Player & FM Radio
with the ability to connect headphones.
The kettle also has the ability to boil up to 200 C instead of the
standard 100, so now you can completely evaporate your water or fill
the
room full of steam. It will also boil up to 100 C ,jugfuls of water in
10 seconds, so now if you want instant coffee, instant means instant.
P.S don't store CD's near the kettle itself, the nearby steam may cause
the CD laser to fog over
QVC: £89.99
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PROFESSIONAL LITTER BLASTER
If you are a seasoned litter louts, who hates the bad feng shui of
coat
pockets gunged up with crisp packets and wrappers, just because the
stupid
government wants to keep "Britain Tidy!" Then this next innovation will
probably be for you.
The Litter Blaster is like a pocket air gun, except for one thing,
it's not built for bullets, it's built for litter.
It can be used on your person on the street, or as an in-car accessory.
It's Job, to see the litter to kingdom come, put in your piece of junk,
press the button, you have 5 seconds to get it away from your face and
aim. In Car you can collect junk and gunk from the seats like bits of
food
and chewing gum, and jet propel it into the highway. The Litter Blaster
litters so fast that no-one will notice that you have sinned.
Also Available is the Professional Litter Blaster Advanced which
includes
a set of blades inside the gun to grind the litter or even liquidate it
in some circumstances and then launch it into the air in infinitely
small
pieces. It won't even be a felony.
The Litter Blaster supports anything up to the size of a can, so you
won;t be putting your old TV in it.
Available from QVC, price £99.95
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RADIATOR RADIO
Have you ever wanted a radiator that's also an FM Radio.
Our premium radiators are complete with speakers which give a metallic
sound
and a digital display that reads station ID and room tempretuare. It's
also possible
to set the radio to come on with the radiator or use the radio as a
wake-up alarm so you wake up to your favourite breakfast show with your
room becoming slowly filled with stale heat.
If you don't have central heating and feel that you'd like to give
it a try, enjoy FM Radio in every room complete with the affluent
luxury
of radited heat. It beats chopping the piano up for wood.
One Radiator Radio: £79.95
Central Heating & Boiler Installation: £2995.91
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SUPER TROLLEY ROADSTER 2000
have you ever had that feeling, wandering around Tesco's on a
jam-packed
Saturday Afternoon, with your trolley stuck full 0f £80 frozen
goodies
thawing out in front of you. With zombies waving in front of you and
all
round you down the aisle, that at least in the car you could BEEP the
hell
out of these people. Well now with the Super Trolley Roadster 2000 you
can
.Next time you go shopping, don't accept the store's oldf magled piece
of tin that they call a trolley. Bring your own trolley, the Super
Roadster.
The trolley is fitted with an engine, a 100 decibel horn and front bull
bars, to ward off irritating store customers, and Super Grip tyres, for
nice smooth cornering.. There also a seat for little Johnny with a
little
steering wheel
to keep him occupied.
The engine on the trolley is like the curtains fitted with an engine
from a Formula 1 Car, so you can zip up and down the aisles
faster than your car could get out of the store car park. Next
time you go to Tesco's,have a bit of a sporting tournament.
The Super Trolley Roadster will reach a top speed of 30 MPH, for when
you need to get that shopping done really quickly.
For power it can run in three ways, #1 the Formula 1 Petrol engine.,
#2 a car battery, #3 you can pedal it like a bike.
If you choose the third option however, be warned there were no brakes
included in the design plans.
And it'll all fold away after your shopping into the boot of your car.
So if you looking for a groovy trolley, you can't go wrong with this
beast of a trolley.
Shopping can be sane again with this latest innovation.
QVC are waiting to take your call, ring the usual 09 number, Stocks
already limited £299.95
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