Mr Philip Kinglass from Spital
I Bought these new-fangled radiators with the built
in tuners and thought they were a great idea, that is until the dog broke
the tuning knob off one of them.
Unfortunately I hadn't tuned the radio in properly,
it was slightly off the station, now everytime I put the heating on the
blasted radio comes on and all I get is distortion. I got so fed up off
this one morning at 4AM when the heating came on and so did Radio City,
that I got a hammer and smashed the radio part of the radiator but now
my carpet is sodden with radiator water, can you help?
You Ignoramus, you should have got our engineers around
to fit you a new knob, then you could be jamming with
the heat with all our other customers.
Mr Jon Longshaw from Wolverhampton
I had one of these radiators installed in the bathroom,
as I thought that it was the only room I didn't have a radio in, a little
music might ease me while I'm on the shitter. Anyway My story is this,
my wife was washing her hair over the sink right by one of these radiators
and she dropped the jug down it. Now everytime I use the FM Radio, it sounds
all crackly. So I broke a walkman apart and removed the Fm circuitry, then
cranked open the radiator and yanked out what I thought was the damaged
radio and replaced it with the one from the expensive Sony. But it still
sounds crackily.
Firstly you seem to be from Wolverhampton, what a boring
place!, anyway the water damaged the speakers not the radio circuitry you
idiot. The water must have sogged down the speaker which is basically made
of paper. The paper has probably become so soggy that it's ripping every
time sound is coming through it, so the audio is sounding more and more
like a distressed dog. Advice buy a new one, no you're so stupid we won't
send you a replacement.