Mr Carl Samson from Mold
I am one of those men that hates shopping, so I persuaded
my wife to dip into our life savings for this little luxury. As a result
I am up before a magistrate on Monday on Criminal Damage charges!
You jerks ,did you have to make it so bloody fast!.
I pressed the wrong button in an aisle with a sale on glassware. After
the store had brushed up the thousands of pieces ,they brought me into
the office and started saying things like "highest court of the land",
"You're going down, road rage brother" I walked out laughing thinking that
they could sue you instead, but it wouldn't stick there might be a £10,000
fine. YOU JERKS!!
No Comment!
Mr Frank Field from Northampton
I was out in the car park with this infernal trolley
of my son's when it went out of control.
I pressed a button which I thought would release the
products, but instead it went at full force and rammed my car. I drive
a Mercedes, to say I am pissed off is an understatement. You will be hearing
from many attorneys.
You think we don't have a legal team!, we're a corporation
so screw you!